Overheard...

Here are some more strange little comments from the last week, courtesy of Hannah. And for the record, I have no idea where she gets it...

"But I wanted to get in the bathtub with three penguins tonight!"
-This was overheard by the girls while they were driving home with Hannah. She was talking to me on the phone, asking me to get her another Penguins of Madagascar Happy Meal toy... as she's taken a renewed interest in baths (versus showers).

"Those are real teeth!! HOLY MOTHER!!!"
-This was heard while at Cindy's house on Saturday when someone stuck out his bottom dentures. No worries about misconceptions, though... He explained to Hannah that his jaw can detach but he doesn't like to do it too much because it hurts. (I'll explain it to her later... )


Then, last Wednesday night (Feb. 17), Karen and Danielle came downstairs while I was reading to tell me some of what Hannah had been saying upstairs. They were literally crying, they were laughing so hard. As I wasn't there, I can't repeat the conversation verbatim, so some of the middle parts are missing. And this is just a fraction or what was said back and forth... Even so, I imagine you'll laugh as hard as I did.

"I am just SICK of hearing high squeaky voices! (short pause) ...So I am going to stop talking."
-I think Hannah was hoping to manipulate the girls into silence, by example. The humor in her statement was lost on her... but not on us.

Jasmine: When you call people fat, Jesus hates you.
Hannah: Well I call my mom fat. And Jesus doesn't hate my mom...
J: What about ugly people?
H: Jesus doesn't hate ugly people.
J: Then why did He make them ugly?
H: He didn't! Their ugly parents made them ugly. (pause) My dad is ugly...
(more discussion along this vein, which I was not privy to... Alas...)
H: Well my mom is fat and my dad is ugly... (brief pause) ...And I'm pretty sure that's why they got divorced.

Excellent reasoning, Bug-a-Boo... And thanks for that. Good thing I love you!