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For those of you that wondered about my 2 truths and a lie, here's the truth:

1. I DID make "porpoise love noises" with my friend Eric in the trunk of Shana's car on the way to the movies. We couldn't attend TWIRP since Shana's date got suspended a day before the dance for having illicit paraphernalia in his backpack. Shana and Dan probably would have left us in there, too, if I hadn't had the movie tickets in my back pocket... I feel the love!
- Fret not. The "noises" were made by Eric squealing into a plastic cup which ended up sounding like a dolphin. He thought it was hilarious, and called it "porpoise love noises." He liked to give inappropriate names to perfectly innocent activities. Thanks, Eric!
- Oh... and TWIRP stands for The Woman Is Responsible to Pay. It was like a casual Sadie Hawkins dance. And lots of fun!

2. This one's the lie... well, technically. I did want to have my own boutique and my own clothing line, but the Fashion Merchandising major was closed by the time I got to BYU. In fact, I never declared a major at all while I was at BYU. My first declared major was at American River College: English Teaching - so that I could teach High School English. Let me know if you ever have a British or American Lit question... I'd be happy to help! :)

3. Yes, we stole a flashing workhorse-type sign. We were TP-ing Scott K's house and decided on an additional last-minute lawn ornament. I think we broke his tree, too. Nice job, Michelle. Way to express your undying love and affection... by breaking his little tree.

Good times.